I just opened my Feedblitz subscription email and had the laugh of my life! Blogging buddy (and I use the term widely) over at Fugetaboutit!!! shared some early morning husband and wife interaction that I absolutely must pass on. For those of us single folks ... something to look forward to? Who knows...
Anyway, time to get your laugh on! You might even want to check out a few blogs at Feedblitz and get yourself a subscription or three.
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My wife is some kind spy or something...
“Uh… honey… why is there a miniature satellite dish in your dressing area?”
“What are you talking about Calabrese?”
“What is that? It looks like you’re trying to track incoming missiles.”
“It’s a diffuser.”
“What do you need a diffuser for? Is something about to go off?
“Something is about to go off all right.”
“What, I can’t ask a simple question?”
“Why are you bugging me? You know better than to bug me when I’m trying to get ready.
“I was just curious. A guy can’t show a little interest in his wife’s weaponry?”
“It attaches to the hair dryer numb nuts.”
“The hairdryer? Come on, seriously, what is that thing?”
“I’m not having this conversation with you.”
“Oh I get it. It’s a secret. You could tell me but then you’d have to kill me.”
“No, I’ll kill you because you’re annoying me.”
“What is all this crap? It looks like James Bond has moved in with us.”
“It helps keep my hair curly.”
“But your hair is naturally curly.”
“It doesn’t naturally curl the right way.”
“Uh... isn’t curly just curly? Plus I thought you wanted to wear your hair straight.”
“I did.”
“But now you want it curly?”
“Yes.”
“What happened to all the other weapons you had here? What happened to that stuff that makes your hair straight?”
“Listen up Calabrese. You are not going to talk about my hair on stage. You are not going to write about my hair in your blog. You are not going to mention my hair to anyone. Capiche Calabrese?”
“Are you part of some secret government agency?”
“Knock it off Calabrese.”
“You’re no fun today.”
“I am trying to finish curling my hair.”
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