By Evan Marc Katz Special to Yahoo! Personals
Updated: Jul 18, 2007
- Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It’s not just futile, it’s physically impossible.
- Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we’re even dumb enough to admit it.
- Don’t ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
- You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
- Ever notice how we don’t fight with our male friends? That’s why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
- You care what you’re wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you’re naked when you open the front door, you won’t hear an argument from us.
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